Friday, July 6, 2012

39: Bueller? Bueller?


Today's prompt is to write an exaggeration of an ailment or illness.

I really can't make it in to work today, boss. My body temperature is 37% of the way to my blood literally boiling in my veins. I'd go to the hospital, but my soporific condition makes driving unwise. In fact, I'm encountering such lassitude that I may intentionally place myself in a state of torpidity in order to forego unnecessary motility.

I have heard that in my condition, exposure to antigens might precipitate explosive expulsion of nasal excretions. I think it best if I remain home today. I'll see you tomorrow, if I'm feeling better.

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